Category: Adebimpe, The Facebook Girl 🔞 (Season 4) Episode 1 – 13

ME: screamed. “Whaaaaaattttt “. BIMPE: **blocked my mouth** don’t. Scream please, people might be around. You know the wall has ears. ME: bimpe, why did

Onihaxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was what i heard while I was jerking back to life. I looked around and saw myself on a hospital bed, “Pele onihaxy,

ME: what , oath!!!!!!!. Bimpe, why will such idea flood your brain?. BIMPE: onihaxy, can I have your phone please?. ME: why? BIMPE: I want

ME: sege how far? SEGE: log on to whatsapp jaree. ME: ok sir **logged on to whatsapp*** SEGE: how you dey na?, you no dey

ME: sege how far? SEGE: log on to whatsapp jaree. ME: ok sir **logged on to whatsapp*** SEGE: how you dey na?, you no dey

It was monday morning, I dressed up in my new attires and fully prepared for the job test and interview, I ate my breakfast and

We both exchanged phones, went through it and both dropped it on the bed as I crossed over to seat beside her. ME: so my

SEGE: ogbeni, how far na? ME: I dey jaree. SEGE: did you eventually get your credentials? ME: yes, SEGE: hope no set up at the

Bimpe continued to call me from thursday till that weekend but I never picked up. It was saturday morning, betty had called me earlier to

ME: *****ooooooooooooops!!, yeeepa!!!, bimpe’s text!!!!!!, I never delete am ooooo, I pray she didn’t go through it ooooooooo***** BETTY: **came down with a frown on

Hello, hello, hello oooooo, I’m onihaxy, who am I speaking with please? BIMPE: ****silent on phone**** ME: hello ooooooo, BIMPE : ****still silent**** ME: HELLO

I called betty immediately I received the text and she told me that she was aware of it. We discussed on how I will travel

BETTY: I love you so much onihaxy. You just have all it takes to be my husband. ME: really?, what are the things I have