Hey bros, my name is Rick. I listen to rap. Today I’m going to tell you my unusual story about
how I fell in love with my dad’s housekeeper and how it all turned out.
My dad is very rich; not like Bill Gates, but not bad either. We live in a big house: me, dad and a
dog named Damien. Which name do you like more: Rick or Damien? I like Damien and I feel
like dad gave his dog a better name than his son. My mom died when I was 3 years old,
according to my father. As I already mentioned, our house is very large, and dad is a busy man,
so there were all sorts of strange girls cleaning up our property.